watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
