What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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