gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
id be glad to
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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