D3 body, D1 cock
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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