I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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