i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
this just has baby written all over it
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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