U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
