New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I stole a fireplace last night.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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