Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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