Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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