walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
