are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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