No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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