So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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