its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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