Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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