theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
a search helicopter?!
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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