Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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