I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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