i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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