he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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