like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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