I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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