yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
