I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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