Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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