I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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