just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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