The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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