Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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