My hair reeks of homosexuality.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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