We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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