Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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