fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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