Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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