Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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