ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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