I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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