white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
