He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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