we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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