So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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