I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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