Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
