Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
