K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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