please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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