Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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