Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Small penises have feelings too.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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