have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I just googled if crying burns calories
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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