Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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