im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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