Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So vagazzling was a success
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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