never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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