Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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